Here is my guest appearance on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson from last night. I had such an amazing time. Every word of this interview was improvised and nothing was talked about beforehand. He really does rip up the card. Craig is insanely talented and we break new ground with our frisbee throwing awkward pause at the end.
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If anyone says again that Jack didn’t care about Pitch…
This proves it. Just look at his face! Is that the look of apathy?
I don’t think so!
Jack is one of those who care. And there aren’t many as you know.
Because he understands what it means to be in his place. And Pitch does the same.
The most people just forget about the fact that Pitch wasn’t always the one who brought fear to everyone. He does what he has to. He does what he can. To be noticed, to be seen. What choice did he have? People see him as what they hate the most. Anxiety and Fear.
They want to have peace. But there isn’t always peace everywhere. There too is seriousness. As it has been said all those times before…
Fear protects. All of us would have been in big trouble sometimes if there wouldn’t be fear to hold us back. Some of us would have been hurt. Or even dead. The fear of the death, of losing what is dear to us, to fail… This is what keeps us alive.
Just try to look away.
this fucking fascinates me i dont even know i cant even
I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”.
you piece of shit.
You just broke the English language.
“Ghoti” = “Fish”
Some languages are “phonetic”. That means that you can look at a word and know how to say it. English is not phonetic. You cannot always look at an English word and know how to say it. You cannot always hear an English word and know how to spell it.
George Bernard Shaw (GBS) was a famous Irish writer. He wanted to reform English spelling so that it was more logical. He asked the following question as an example:
How do we pronounce the word “ghoti”?
His answer was “fish”.
How can “ghoti” and “fish” sound the same? GBS explained it like this:
- the gh = f as in rouGH
- the o = i as in wOmen
- the ti = sh as in naTIon
Of course, this was a joke. The word “ghoti” is not even a real word. But it showed the inconsistency of English spelling.
It is very important to understand that English spelling and English pronunciation are not always the same.
can i just
If you were ever the outcast, give this animated collaboration a watch. It’s a bit beautiful.
I actually cried.
it’s not Avatar but i think some of my followers should watch this.